Dedicated to the Audi TT

September 18, 2008 · Posted in Uncategorized 

Yet another throwback article from the PinoyLife vault (circa 2002).  Due to not-so-popular demand by a Random Ninja, here is the original PinoyLife article dedicated to the Audi TT.

This car had it coming from this website.

In 1998, someone from the Audi car company decided to name their roadster model the TT. For those that don’t get the inside joke, here’s the explanation. In Tagalog, the word “titi” translates to PENIS. That being said, here are a bunch of fun things to say if you own or see an Audi TT.

Did you hear the bad news? My cousin rammed his TT into a pole yesterday.

If you want better traction, you need to put better rubber on your TT.

Sometimes I have a hard time controlling my TT.

Hey, my mom wants to see your TT!

On windy days, I get a charge of static electricity when I touch my TT.

My uncle loves his daughter so much that he let her use his TT for prom.

I took my TT to an import car show and all these “models” wanted to get on top of it.

Those import models took a lot of photos with my TT.

I’m gonna head down to San Francisco this weekend for the big TT convention.

That TT is working so hard that I think it might explode any second now.

Don’t you just love the rounded look of the TT?

When I showed my girlfriend my TT for the first time, she was really excited.

I have a hard time putting my TT into tight spaces.

I really hate it when something accidentaly scratches my TT because it leaves a mark.

My sister said she’s never seen a TT that she didn’t like.

Ever notice that on colder days, a TT just doesn’t perform as well?

My dad’s TT has a lot of horsepower.

I read in a magazine that German men really love the TT.

Make sure you wipe down your TT if it gets wet or else it’ll have dirt spots.

On the rate my dad is using his TT, it’ll probably start having some serious problems in 5 years.

I’ve seen a lot of TTs and I noticed that the black ones are the same size as all the others.

Hey, I was driving today and I saw a TT on the road!

Sorry I can’t hang out today. I have to wash my TT.

Oh my god, that TT has big dent in the front!

That TT is going very fast!

Why don’t you come over and ride my TT!

That TT looks like it’s overheating.

I had an accident with my TT today.

I just insured my TT last month.

My friend’s TT has a hard top but my TT is convertible.

Your uncle is a mechanic and said he can turbo charge a TT.

I have to go to Jiffy Lube to get my TT serviced.

If I lower my TT, it will perform better.

What color is your TT?

I have a purple TT but at night it looks blue.

I had to go back to Jiffy Lube to flush out the fluids in my TT.

Some girls were checking out my TT earlier!

My TT has been modified for competition.

You know, your TT looked bigger on television.

I had a hard time parking my TT in my friend’s garage.

I took my TT to the beach today.

Damn, I think my TT is leaking.

Some guys were checking out my TT earlier!

Mom, I want a TT for my 18th birthday.

I put hydraulics on my TT and it hella bounces now!

and finally…

Now that I compare the two, I see that your TT is as big as mine!

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6 Responses to “Dedicated to the Audi TT”

  1. e:trinity on September 18th, 2008 4:23 pm

    LOL that’s so funny.

    Hey I just got a writeup in URB magazine! Have you heard this new 2-step garage sound? It’s gonna take over the world!

  2. Maximus Smurficus Moronicus on September 18th, 2008 5:04 pm

    I, myself, have a sleek brown TT. The other day I got drunk and rammed it up a lady’s pink Volvo.

    She didn’t mind, though – her husband has a white TT, and she was impressed that mine, by comparison, seemed bigger and more powerful.

    We exchanged our proper information afterward…

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  3. The Billy Crawford on September 18th, 2008 6:13 pm

    ROTFLMAO! I just ordered mine! dOpE sItE! fYi: I’m happy to tell you that I’ll be at FPAC ‘98! Hope to see you at Cabrillo Beach!

  4. Arnold Gatilao on September 19th, 2008 3:20 am

    I rented a TT for my wedding in Hawaii. It performed like champ, especially when it was topless. I didn’t want to let go of it, but I had to return it the next morning.

  5. Random Ninja on September 22nd, 2008 3:41 pm

    Haha good times.

  6. Rubie Adamowski on September 15th, 2011 7:59 pm

    The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

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